A Zest for Redemption: Tisha B’Av @ the Wall 2011

“Daddy,” a little boy said as I was passing by him and his father. “Is the Temple buried under ground?”

It was truly amazing to hear. As an adult I understand the destruction in a very complex way. In fact it’s not unreasonable to say I don’t understand it at all but I still seem to make up all kinds of reasons why it’s no longer standing and why it has not been rebuilt yet. To this little boy it was simply dead; buried.

There were many such questions being asked tonight by many children to their parents. I heard them in every nook and cranny.

Meanwhile, as groups of Jews read the Book of Lamentations and chanted additional passages about this aweful day the crowds mingled; there was a sort of euphoria which was definitely a paradox on the night.

It can’t be denied that our tradition tells us this tragic moment on the annual calendar will eventually be known as a festival and as previous experiences to the Western Wall on Tisha B’Av have shown me, there is a zest for redemption in the air.

AND who would have thought that on all nights cameras would be held by all walks of life at the Wall snapping shots left and right and no one would flinch. Tisha B’Av at the Wall seems to be a photographer’s dream.

Furthermore, amidst all the mourning/giddiness over the thought of the redemption happening at any moment, the Islamic call to prayer rang in the background and just a few alleyways away Muslims were feasting after a long day of Ramadan fasting.

Tomorrow we’ll be fasting simultaneously but for different reasons. Two hungry nations living side by side, stomachs grumbling.

What craziness! What chaos! How did we get here!

The Jewish People have returned after 2000 years to their ancient homeland. A promise that was made is coming true. Now we are waiting for it’s fulfillment.

 

 

 



Honor System Recycling

I’ve lived in Israel 13 years and have been recycling for much of that time putting plastic bottles in the bottle cages and paper in the round metal canisters around the city.

When it came to other materials like glass and aluminum I’ve always felt like I could be doing more but there hasn’t really been an outlet for that kind of recycling. I know the government is working on it and when they finally revamp the recycling system it will mean a lot to this tiny but great country yet as things go in the Holy Land, it may take a while longer.

It was ironic that the first time I tried returning beer and wine bottles to a local grocery store was just before Passover several years ago and was turned away because they said they already sold their chametz. Understanding the dilemma I threw the bottles in the regular trash planning to try it again sometime, however that sometime lasted longer than I anticipated.

A couple of months ago I did some inquiring and discovered one of the big supermarkets take glass for recycling -but not all glass, as they only accept bottles which say they are worth 25 or 30 agurot.

This was kind of strange because as far as I understand, glass is glass. It’s not like plastic which has enough varieties that much of it can’t be recycled or the costs for doing so are too high. My suspicion is that the situation has something to do with the market, corporations, and big business but I can say for sure.

Nevertheless, I brought a bunch of glass bottles to the store and asked customer service what to do with them. I was told to count how many I had, leave them in a carriage near the register, and come back for my money.

Astonished I asked, “You’re not going to count them?”

No, she wasn’t. It was a total honors system. I could have said I brought 30 bottles instead of 15 and they wouldn’t have known.

Now I know it’s just a little change we’re talking about but it meant something special to know that even in a big chain store in Israel the customer is still trusted even if the customer service could often be tweaked.

 

 

 

People I’d like to Meet: George W Bush

George W fascinates me and its not a political thing at all. He’s got an extremely interesting persona and while he’s probably a lot smarter than people made him out to be I can imagine he liked being perceived as the dumb-whit bozo.

Let’s face it; he’s nothing like his broccoli hating father and he understood the Israeli/Palestinian conflict better than the current president. But then again, I think he actually cared about Israel in his own way. All you have to do is listen to his May 2008 speech to the Knesset to understand his feelings for the Jewish People and the Land of Israel. He didn’t have to say what he said the way he said it.

(Pic courtesy of here)

Since leaving office W’s pretty much disappeared yet I can imagine that being in office for 8 years and running the show during 9/11 and the war on terror would make anyone slink back into a hole when their time was up.

Good ‘ol George W.

I mean, just think about what it’s like to be president and how so few people actually have that experience. True, they have assistants and confidants but in the end all matters are his (or her) decision.

And then there was the shoe throwing incident. I love watching that over and over because George W has such great reflexes and he’s so much fun to watch.

The bottom line: the great cowboy isn’t afraid of anything because he believes in himself.

George, I seriously hope we can meet sometime, maybe at my Shabbos table or something. Make it happen, achi.

Next up: Madonna.

People I’d Like to Meet: An Introduction

It may sound funny but I’ve recently become fascinated with meeting certain people to see what they are really like. Yes, most are probably not in reach, i.e. some kind of world leader, official, or artist, but they still draw my attention, if only just to see what they’re like behind all the cameras.

My wanting to meet them has nothing to do with politics or agreeing with whatever stand they represent. It’s simply about hanging out for a bit and gauging and engaging their being.

So without further ado….

 

 

 

Suspicious Object Tales: No Lapse

“…and those are our specials,” said Orit, our waitress at one of the local Sushi restaurants we were trying out for the first time.

When she finished I looked at CB (my wife) amazed.

“Wow, are you a Mossad agent?” I asked Orit.

I mean how could she remember all those options in such detail and in English.

“No, I just say them over 1000 times every night,” she replied.

Fair enough.

I ended up ordering the chicken tempura and my wife asked for sushi. Originally I also wanted sushi but opted out after seeing one of the chicken dishes pass by on the way to another customer.

Then, as we were waiting to be served, Lori, a friend of CB’s showed up with the news.

“There’s a chefetz chashud (suspisious object) outside and they’ve closed off the street,” she said describing one of those cool little tank-like robots about to check out a bag if it contained a bomb.

CB hadn’t seen one before and went to have a look with her friend while I waited to be served.

When our dinner arrived and she hadn’t returned I was in a bit of a quandary; tired and hungry. Momentarily staring at the food I began.

I tried eating slowly but my cravings took over: one piece, another, gobble, gobble, gobble.

Still, in my chicken ecstasy I wasn’t oblivious to the potentially dangerous situation outside.

Just that morning while running to the bus I was stopped by a policeman who blocked traffic at a major intersection. That little robotic tank everyone is so fond of was investigating the scene there too.

Once the robot determined the bag not to be a threat traffic resumed but took a while too loosen up. Just as I arrived at the  bus stop I caught a glimpse of the security official controlling the robot walking it back to his van.

He escorted it like a favorite donkey, a pair who’ve been together through thick and thin…

When CB returned and started on her sushi she began telling me all about Mr robot around the corner.

“It’s really cool what they do,” she said grabbing some chop sticks. “They have this arm that comes out and picks up the bag dumping all the contents on the ground.”

How they save lives is pretty amazing. So is how Israelis live with such threats…

“How’s the sushi?” I asked.

“Yum,” she said. “How’s your chicken?”

“Not bad,” I answered contemplating the moment.

Sushi, chicken, lovely couple, suspicious objects and cunning robots; It was still a peaceful evening, thank God.

Nothing changed. No lapse. Everything was completely as it should be, kind of.

 

 

 

 

 

Suspicious Object Tales: Munchy Madness

I had just locked up my bike in Naachlaot and headed across the street to the shuk on a recent Friday when the police cordoned it off due to a suspicious object at one of the bus stops.

Friday is a busy day at the shuk since the Sabbath is approaching. There are many natives as well as tour groups enjoying the sights and smells.

The entire event occurred over the course of five minutes and is documented with pictures below.

This is another reminder why Israel (or any other democratic, sane, and rights believing country) cannot give in or make excuses for terror.

 

The security hero pads up and heads towards the threatening package...

 

The waiting game...

 

 

The waiting game continues....

 

 

and continues...

 

False alarm; resume normal activity

 

 

Security hero returns

 

 

The street fills up and preparing for the Sabbath continues...

 

 

Now lets check out what caused all this (besides the real threat to Israelis by Palestinian terrorists)

 

 

Oooppps. A little girl gets in the way...

 

 

 

 

Hmmm. The culprit: popcorn and an empty cake wrapper. Munchy Madness!

Blast from the Past

(Jerusalem)

Today was a strange day.

A bomb went off at a bus stop where innocent people stood and waited for their next ride, drank a soda, or simply passed by from one point to the next. Tens of others could have been there at that moment but weren’t. Thousands turned their attention inward to the holy city. Millions watched on television waiting for an answer.

One story: a foreign worker decided to go to work at different hours instead of his usual schedule which would have coincided with the explosion. He was saved and wants to become a Jew!

Madness.

This one was supposed to be there and that one was supposed to be there and all of the sudden everything shifted and they weren’t the ones.

Try working through it all.

I’m supposed to be thinking creatively and can’t stop jumping back online to check the latest reports. Luckily my job isn’t monotonous and I can adjust my tasks to fit my mood.

Then I’m on the way home late at night on the 74 bus after meeting with a friend and his father from out of town. An Arab man at the bus stop looks suspicious. Why? Because he’s Arab. That’s what it comes down to right now and I hate it but sit as far away from him as I can. The 74 is a long bus…Who knows if those are truly onions in his bag…

After a while I forget about him and notice something about the streets. Except for a teenager and his girl friend making noise sitting a few sets away the city is eerily quiet, the passengers quietly still.

Rain falls and the route takes me past the scene of the attack but from the opposite side of the street; its a wide street.

It’s dark outside yet I can make out some police tape used to cordon off a small area. People walk back and forth like they always do; buses make their stops.

Victims fight for their lives, perpetrators are on the run, the world goes on. The allies are bombing Libya and I will go to sleep and wake up to a new reality, a blast from the past.

 

 

Review: Thoughts on 3 Star Trek TV series

About two years ago I decided to rewatch each Star Trek series in the order it came. I first watched the old series (OS), then Next Generation (NG), then Deep Space 9 (DS9).

Yes, I’ve seen them all before but hadn’t watched them with the depth I gave it this time. Here are some of my after thoughts…

The OS is in a league not to mention era of its own. It only lasted three seasons but that was apparently enough to spawn everything else. I cannot say much except its a classic and the themes covered in each episode had tremendous depth. Cheesy effects or the occasional middle of the line dialogue didn’t detract from my reception, as the stories made up for it most of the time. Characters I was most fond of: Kirk, Spock and McCoy.

 

When I first watched NG I remember being fascinated with the new Star Trek. It definitely took some getting used to but I was only in my early teens so I didn’t think that much about it. Nevertheless, this time around I found it extremely enjoyable, at least when the focus wasn’t on Doctor Crusher, Counselor Troy and occasionally the mild mannered engineer Geordi. There were some great stories and what I liked most overall was the character development that seven seasons allows.

What baffled me the most, though, was Commander Riker who’s such an odd ball. He’s like the perpetual student in command the whole way through and I’m not saying he doesn’t shine. He had some important moments that the lives of each character depended on. Don’t get me wrong; actor Jonathan Frakes is a trooper and and directed some fantastic Star Trek episodes. Riker is just so not here and not there, and cautious. A real enigma. But I guess that’s what makes a good captain; you have to be alert for the whole crew including the captain.

Most fond of characters: Picard, Data, Worf.

 

Now onto DS9. There’s so much to say but in brief it goes like this:

With such endearment to Kirk and Spock and my friends in NG I can’t believe I’m actually going to say it but this series beats all the others including Voyager and Enterprise in character development. Also, the number of characters that matured over the course of each season was truly remarkable. Furthermore, the secondary characters which took on sometimes major character roles in so many episodes was surprising.  Gal Dukat? Garak? The Ferengi, the Founders and their cohorts? Amazing. And it worked.

At first I was so annoyed with Major Kira’s winning, Jake Sisko, and Miles O’Brien and Keiko, and Doctor Bashir. Eventually that changed because the characters changed but in a natural kind of way. It wasn’t like Captain Sisko’s hair clinic where he went bald over a few episodes.

Meanwhile, I thought the later addition of Warf was brilliant. He brought the Klingons so much closer to home and I don’t really care if the reason for his presence was better ratings. Also, it’s too bad Terry Farrell couldn’t hold on for one more season as Jadzia Dax but alls well that ends well, I guess. Still she met a ridiculous death. It could have been much more heroic but then we wouldn’t have had Worf barely getting himself killed helping Jadzia reach the Kilngon afterlife, Sto’Vo’Kor.

Characters I was most fond of: Captain Benjamin Sisko, Odo, Quark, Warf and the later Major Kira.